Kevins-Beard
the scruffy, full-bodied beard that grows on the face of only the manliest of men. not everybody can properly grow a kevins-beard, but those who can certainly enjoy an upper-echelon in the beard hierarchy.
often -ssociated with terms like ‘masculinity’, ‘male’, and ‘strength’.
urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge and strength come from their kevins-beard.
example 1:
person 1: “man, look at that beard!”
person 2: “that’s not just a beard, it’s a kevins-beard”
example 2:
i was thinking of growing a kevins-beard, only if i possess the masculinity, testosterone, and full-bodied confidence to do so.
Read Also:
- fernable
the state of being ready to perform for an audience that does not know better. wow, finally “a nightingale sang in berkeley square” is fernable! yay!
- Fermat's Last Theorum
a pretentious and nerdy way of describing a girl who will not succ-mb to the woos of potential mates (i.e., no one can have s-x with her). this term references “fermat’s last theorum,” a mathematical conjecture that remained unproven for centuries. only math geeks use this term. “suzie, laura, and even stacey eventually slept with […]
- Freakin' Majo
an expression used when surprised/shocked or in pain ex: 1) professor: “your research papers are due today.” student: “freakin’ majo! i forgot to do it!” ex: 2) you stub your toe on something and cry out “freakin’ majo
- Capture The Market
capture the market is the first producer of quality video production marketing solutions for the multifamily industry nationwide. ctm is dedicated to effectively communicating the property’s message to property’s target audience while working with property’s ideas, timeline and budget. we accept nothing less than their complete satisfaction. capture the market is consistently delivering innovative video […]
- Carmensutra
of or relating to acts of indecency so defiling and lude that the original kamasutra was not able to include it in their ancient books. these acts are especially well respected by ex-gymnasts and hip-hop moguls. best performed in the presence of captain morgan’s spiced rum and low stake poker games. we were bored last […]