Kewpie Doll
a small inexpensive and cheaply made doll given as a prize for winning a game at an amus-m-nt park or fair or given as a consolation prize. a sarcastic term to denote a figurative prize (not actually given) for either accomplishing or not accomplishing a trivial goal, such as attempting to spell an easy word or guessing the answer to some trivial question.
you guessed my middle name. give that girl a kewpie doll!
a woman with a cute face and nice hair but no t-ts. often short, but not a requirement. frequently employed as a television nilf, where all they need to show is the woman’s face to attract viewers.
examples of a kewpie doll are kieran chetry and julie banderas from foxnews. not to be confused with women who have ugly faces and no t-ts, like natalie portman.
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