key holing
key holing is a part of certain people’s s-xual life. it means that during s-x not only the p-n-s, but the b-lls as well are in the v-g-n-/-n-s.
can be used as a verb too.
1.oh my god!! last night i was key holing my girlfriend very hard!
2. hey, look at that chic! i would keyhole her right now!
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