key panic
key panic is the feeling of horror one experiences when they aren’t sure if their keys are on their person. it can last for an instant during a pat-down of the pockets or for a long time while one searches the house or retraces his steps through the neighborhood.
the feeling of panic may linger for a while after the keys are found, and may even induce post key panic stress disorder, where one frequently re-ssures oneself that they have their keys and checks for them often.
john suffered from a bout of key panic when he realized his keys weren’t in his pocket. the panic ended when he found them on his desk.
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