key party
a couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for s-xual gratification.
last night i got to take jerry’s wife sue home from the key party for the first time. she gave me a better bl-w j-b than my own wife jan, but i love her more than anything, especially since she likes to attend the key parties with me. jan went home with bill and said she liked how large his p-n-s was, but that i still make better love to her than any of her other partners.
a gathering of swingers where house or car keys are exchanged to determine who f-cks who
i took bill’s wife home from the key party last night. my wife could take lessons from that righteous b-tch!
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