Key Ring
hardware that conveniently allows an individual to lose all essential keys at once.
i’m so glad i bought that personalized key ring, now the person that finds it can drive my car to my house and go in my office to unlock my safe without any trouble.
a ring that holds your keys which is very good for, when in a brawl, sticking your finger through the ring and smacking somone in the face with the sharp, metal keys.
willie got in a fight with leroy, so he whipped out his keyring on leroy. unfortunatly, leroy had a nine, and he capped that n-gg- to death!
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