Keyblocking
keyblocking occurs when a co-worker places doc-ments or memos on top of your keyboard in an office environment, with the purpose of forcing you to deal with said doc-ment before resuming internet activities at work. it is a coworkers way of saying “pay attention to this before doing anything else”. normally, multiple doc-ments will pile up on one’s keyboard that must be dealt with in turn before surfing the internet can continue.
“hey mike, did you see those naked pictures of scarlett johannson yet?”
“not yet man. i was gonna look at them when i got back to my desk but my boss keeps keyblocking me”
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