Keyboard basher
someone who beats their keyboard in frustration when they lose at a videogame, either due to poor teammates or the sad fact they just suck. typically sticks to beige oem keyboards as they’re the cheaapest, and cycles keyboards every two months.
keyboard bashers are a common sight at lan parties.
devil 2 u: come on guys! get a flag!
—devil 2 u was killed by kfc’s artillery.
devil 2 u: aaarrghh!! (bashes keyboard repeatedly)
someone who chats sh-t on a computer, but then says f-ck all in real life.
person 1: imma f-cking beat the sh-t into you you f-cking p-ssy -ss mug
person 2: ok meet me tommorow round the back of tescos
person 1: f-cking bring it you b-tch
– tomorrow-
person 1: i’m so sorry for saying that to you, i didnt mean it :'( -starts kissing his shoe- please leave me alone d:
person 2: haha, f-cking keyboard basher
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