keyboard condom
any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, t-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from -j-c-l-t- when one is having video s-x with an online partner.
i was videos-xing with my girlfriend on gchat, so i sn-tched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn’t short out after i screencreamed.
a silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. normally it is removable and washable.
dude your keyboard condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.
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