Keyboard Klansman


n: the loser, with a surplus of time on his hands, that clicks on youtube links just so he can leave a racist rant in the comments section.

this individual is usually hard to identify/locate, since he chooses to express his bad–ss, pseudo-n-z- rhetoric from the safety of his super-secret racist loser batcave.

the rants of these losers are easily identified by misspelled words, lack of punctuation, and overusage of profanity.

ex 1: in the news today: jimbo johnson, aka n-gg-rhayter1981, was severely beaten after several members of the g.w. bush high school basketball team uncovered the true ident-ty of the elusive keyboard klansman.
he will be missed.

ex 2: “dang-gone!! another mcdonald’s application denied! …and it’s all cuzza them dang mexicans!! looks like a job for the keyboard klansman… i’ll show ’em!”

Read Also:

  • California Easy Bake

    when you are doing a girl from behind and you stick a blunt, permanently clogging her r-ct-m and light it. last night me and tina where making love until i tried the california easy bake on her, i think she died.

  • California Fathead Parrot

    a complete moron in the coin chat of a certain web-based auction site. the california fathead parrot does not actually understand what it says, nor does it have any true intelligence… just like its more famous relative, the african grey. the california fathead parrot is a f-cking sh-thead!

  • fidd

    someone who is smart really, but acts r-t-rded when hanging out with friends. usually used when someone is confused about pop culture. pperson one: yea man, hendrix was great for a black guy playin rock. person two: he was black? person one: yeah you fidd…

  • Californifucked

    californif-cked: californian immigrants that act like locust destroying every state they settle. imposition of stupid rules, laws, taxes, fees, behaviors and costumes to another culture. the state of colorado has been californif-cked with all the californians immigrants.

  • Keyboard Lint

    little bits of material that gather in between the keys on a keyboard. see also pocket lint eww, that keyboard is disgusting. look at all the lint in it.


Disclaimer: Keyboard Klansman definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.