Keyboard Spastic


a person who is failing at typing. they are regularly all over the place and it appears they are in fact having a seizure while typing.
example one:
herty man hosw ti going>?
(hey man, hows it gowg?

example two:
person 1: hey dude what were you on about last night, calling gen busty?
person 2: oh no, i meant gen is busy!
1: cl-ssic case of keyboard spastic right there.

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