keyed


high on marijuana.
sorry i’m so distracted, i’m h-lla keyed right now.
when ones vehicle or other expensive possession becomes defaced by someone scr-ping off the paint with their own set of keys
dammit.. someone keyed my car last night! little freshman f-ckers!
getting completely f-cked up through the use of both alcohol and marijuana.
“we were just gonna drink last night, but jed brought his four-footer and we all got keyed.
getting completely high off of marijuana and really drunk off of alcohol.
“i got five on it, grab your 40 lets get keyed
i got five on it, messin with that indo weed”
when a person has taken a key and run it across the door of a car, thus scratching the paint.
i got my car keyed and i am really p-ssed about it.
f-cked up off the bomb weed.
man i was so keyed last night i could not drive
when one is completely high from smoking maijuana. side effects include feeling happy, sleepy, then hungry.
guy 1: man we were smokin and i was so keyed, i thought i was flyin
guy 2: sh-t forreal, youre dumb

Read Also:

  • red donkey

    something unfair or frustrating. i am the best basketball player in the school and i didn’t make the team because the coach is such a red donkey. my boyfriend didn’t remember my birthday but he remembered his moms that’s so red donkey! red donkey! he is such a jerk but he is so hot.

  • crab grab

    to grab the gential area of a female in an attempt to punish her for wrong doing. my girlfriend was talking sh-t so i crab grabbed the b-tch when you go behind a random girl, turn around, grab the back of her ankle with the inside of your scrunched up hand and squeeze. it is […]

  • cozack

    to chatter without pause, senseless talk or babble. non stop chatter. noun: one who blathers. some hog in the theatre was cozacking through the whole movie!

  • red ken

    slang and newspaper term for mayor of london, ken livingstone, due to his communist -ssociations. headline: “red ken extends congestion charge” ken livingstone

  • Klea

    the cutest, chillest, kinkiest, most abusive, duck killing girl but the most beautiful girl out there yo she’s such a klea! – a confirmed condition of when someone brushes their teeth too much – a person of confidence usually perceived as c-cky – the infamous kristin lea person 1: i’m going to get my k-lea […]


Disclaimer: keyed definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.