keynoard
(noun) a balding, 38 year old man that lives in his mother’s bas-m-nt playing d&d. can be found all over the usa.
they are as pale as ghosts & goblins and have not seen light in years. they eat twinkies and weigh 300+ pounds.
the flock of keynoards sat around the table in the bas-m-nt and were making their const-tution rolls.
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