keyser sozed


pretending you’re headed to the bar or the bathroom and instead leaving the establishment to either p-ss out, puke, or go bang a nasty hood rat and to never be heard from again.
(and more importantly avoiding the sh-t storm of your friends heckling abuse for either admitting you’re leaving because of the aforementioned reasons!)

“you think you can catch keyser soze? you think a guy like that comes this close to getting fingered and sticks his head out? “my guess is you’ll never hear from him again.”
i keyser sozed out of that place and never looked back. suckers!

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