Keystone Camp


all girls camp where you are admonished for having fun and restricted from talking about, thinking about, or doing anything involving members of the opposite s-x.
where you are starved and only allowed to eat extremely fattening foods or none at all. at keystone, you are brainwashed into thinking that girls are the only people that matter.
keystone camp girl: hurry or we’ll miss cracker time!
kitchen lady: nope y’all are one minute late. no crackers for you!

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