KFC

the peta said that the main ingredient in kfc chicken is cruelty. cruelty must taste godd-mn good.
i’ve never had better-tasting cruelty before.

that’s right, kfc delivers!
where the boogies from the ghetto go to eat.
let’s steal us a watermelon, buy a couple of 40s, and get some kfc.
a place where mainly black people go, but the kfc man is white. is that a oxymoron?
kfc kicks -ss and tastes good as h-ll
place where, as the stereotype goes, all black people eat.
leroy: ai yo les go get sum fried wingz at kfc

tyrone: fo shizzle my nizzle
kentucky fried children.
comes with coleslaw.
a horrible place to work, i know, i once worked there, you can get food poisoning from the chicken they serve, the secret ingredients are flour, something that looks almost like garden herbs and salt (not exactly secret when you’ve got all, if not two of the ingredients at home and readily alavilble) a place that makes n-z- germany look like a tourist destination. i was sacked because i refused to serve out of date food to customers, (we had a new boss who was satan who had managed to posses a human body that wanted the old food shifting, the more simple idea would be to dispose of the chicken in the bins at the back) do yourself a favour, don’t work at kfc
kfc= kan’t find the chicken
kfc manager: can you please serve the customers the out of date chicken?
me: f-ck off, i’m not doing that!
kfc manager: then get off the premesis and don’t come back!
kentucky fried chicken

the name of a popular fast food restaurant, established by some guy named colonel sanders, that specializes in fried and broiled chicken products. an ideal place to contract salmonella, e. coli, and other potentially deadly food-borne illnesses.
n-body needs a little kfc because they don’t do their chicken right.

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