KFC Surprise
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the fine art of popcorn surprise but with a box of kfc chips. to pull off the hilarious trick, do the following:
step 1: create a hole in the bottom of your half full kfc chip box
step 2: insert your (preferably erect) phallus upwards into said hole
step 3: entice your friends to unknowingly reach in and grab a “chip”
your friend should then grasp your salty p-n-s, thus rendering them h-m-s-xual and yourself a hilarious friend for tricking another man to grab your p-n-s
i walked in on nugget reaching into marty’s kfc chips, only to see him run away, having received a kfc surprise. we pashed, then marty cried as salt got into his j-ps eye
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