khaki shart
when a man named fin tries to fart, but excretes greasy p–p out his -n-s, through his underwear, bleeding through his khakis. not knowing of his serious poo foul he parades around town showing off his khaki shart to everyone in small town ohio. being the cheapskate that he is, upon discovering his monumental shart error, he tries to rinse out and remove the shart stain from the khakis in his kitchen sink only to be caught by his wife. as punishment for wasting a good pair of khakis, fin’s wife banished him to sleeping on the bas-m-nt couch for two weeks.
fin ate mexican for lunch which created a g-ssy bubbling in his stomach. he tried to fart, but it was a shart. the shart stained his khakis being known worldwide as a khaki shart.
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