khevna

1. to fail miserably at something.

2. a depraved s-xual act involving two men, at least one woman, a tub of b-tter, a shopping cart, and a two by four inch piece of pressure treated sanded plywood. all members of the group run into a giant eagle naked with the two men in the shopping cart being pushed by the women. the men first lather each other in b-tter and then proceed to m-st-rb-t-, aiming their p-n-ses at the onlooking shoppers. when one of the men is about to -rg-sm, the women spank him with the plywood so his c-m can shoot through the air and hopefully reach the onlookers. points are awarded based on which body parts are hit with the -j-c-l-t-.
1. “wow, you look sad. what’s wrong?”

“oh man, i just khevnaed that test so hard, even with a 50 point curve, i won’t p-ss.”

2. “me, stacy, and lorenzo went out khevnaing last night!”

“woah! sweet! how many points did you get?”

“it was amazing! lorenzo and i actually nailed a double bullseye on that redhead cashier!”
1. to fail at something

2. a smoothie made with the c-m of 3 mexicans, 2 whiteys, 8 blacks, and 13 indians mixed with 4 blueberries. very high in protein (commerically marketed as muscle milk).
1. wow! louie totally khevnaed that test. he got an f and he has to see the teacher after cl-ss.

2. “oh man, bro. my muscles are so juiced after having that khevna this morning.”