khood
arabic word meaning “take”, but when used by a white boy it takes on a whole nother meaning. equivalent to yelling burn! when somebody makes an -ss of themself, or they get screwed in some way.
lawrence thought he could khood me by stealing all my beer, but i caught his mexican -ss in the act.
when you are on the receiving end of a workplace screw-job.
“turn your computer off, mark, it’s time to go home!”
“i can’t. i was just told that i have to type out this memo before tomorrow.”
“oh, man, who khoo’d you?”
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