kiaora
kiaora is maori for h-llo. maori’s are from new zealand.
kiaora bro, how are you?
a drink concentrate that, when added to water, creates some kind of orange drink. too orangey for crows.
crow: kiaora!
kid: it’s too orangey for crows. it’s just for me and my dog.
crow: i’ll be your dog. (starts barking)
“spare some change?” or “got some smokes?” polite phrase used by new zealanders when begging for something like money or cigarettes. literally, from maori, “where’s my gift?”
the correct response is to reply in the same way, cancelling out the other request.
“kia ora, bro, that’s an awesome bottle of beer, eh”? kia ora, bro, you can chuck it at a car when i’m finished, eh”?
“spare some change?” or “got some smokes?” polite phrase used by new zealanders when begging for money or cigarettes. literally, from maori, “where’s my gift?”
the correct response is to reply in the same way, cancelling out the other request.
“kia ora, bro, that’s an awesome bottle of beer, eh”? kia ora, bro, you can chuck it at a car when i’m finished, eh”?
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