Kib

another slang word for cool, sweet, steller, down, excellent, legit.
“dude that car is so kib!”
“you are the kibbiest boy i have ever met”
“how are you,’ well im straigh kibby!”
knife in b-tthole.
avery: hey, talia wanna kib tonight?
talia: ofcourse i do!

josh: whatsup miriam wanna kib tonight?
miriam: you’re younger than me, so we really shouldn’t, but i love you so okay.
an abbreviation of the phrase “keep india british,” used as a farewell salutation in informal speech and text messages as a kind of conservative shibboleth.

the abbreviation is derived from the name of a canadian croquet team (i.e., “team keep india british”) which frequented the royal canadian yacht club in the early years of the present century.

usage now peculiar to brasenose college, oxford.
in conversation:

“i say, you’re off to the union now, aren’t you?”
“quite.”
“well, give those socialists what for.”
“right. k.i.b.”
“k.i.b.”

or in a text message:

“bah! brideshead is on in the mcr now. care to join?”
“it would be my distinct pleasure. k.i.b.”
“k.i.b.”
idiommatic shorthand for “the best god knows how to make,” “the daze bringer,” or “perfection unfolding.”
dude, did you see that kib do that thing where she rotates her hands in circles and moves her body from side to side?
a person who lives life to the fullest. enjoying life and having fun.
“dude, your a kib”

“i am proud to take the name and represent what is a kib”
(brit) text abbreviation for kick in the b-ll-cks

related: bkib – big kick in b-ll-cks
eg. geoff is so annoying at times, i feel like giving him a kib.
1. n. a cigarette.
v. the act of smoking
let’s go kib.