Kick A Freshman Day
a very special day that lands on the same day as tax day (april 15th), normally practiced in high schools. the goal of the day is to kick as many freshman as possible, and the more freshman you kick the greater your social standing becomes. kicking the bigger freshman is well respected, because even though it is against the rules, sometimes they kick back…
(teacher): hey! stop hazing that poor freshman!
(student): but sir, it’s april 15th. kick a freshman day.
(teacher): o rly?!?!?! (kicks freshman) i completely forgot! carry on.
(freshman): ow….
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