Kick A Little Kid Day
one of the best, uncelebrated, unrecognized, holidays on the planet. it speaks for itself.
it is the day when all men/women can stop and kick the little elementary school kid(who flipped him/her off while driving by his/her bus stop) right in the head.
it is a day when a little kid is kicked in the head for spewing insults at somebody older than him/her, breaking one of the most respectable morals of all: “do not disrespect your elders.”
to sum things up, if this uncelebrated day was recognized by americans, and then legalized, there would be a lot of little kids out there with foot prints on their fore heads.
little timmy, for know perticular reason, began to shout incoherent profanity at the stranger who walked by him as he sat on his porch. “haha you stupid -ss stupid b-tt douche -ss.”
the stranger approached little timmy, calm, and said, “why little boy, do you know what day it is?”
confused, his brow furrowing, the boy replied, “no, what?”
the stranger huffed in a great breathe of air, open his eyes really wide like a madman, and yelled, “kick a little kid day!!!” as he through the hardest kick he could manage right at the little boys fore head.
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