kicked dick
an amped-up, testosterone (with a hint of estrogen) fueled version of “kicked -ss”. when an event, party, night out, etc. goes well beyond what would be conventionally expected or at all appropriate, taking it completely to the next level. in either a great, terrible or an utterly disturbing way.
dude #1- that beerfest birthday pubcrawl yesterday totally “kicked d-ck”.
dude #2- oh my god i know, if richard marx was alive he would totally write a song about it.
dude #1- wait, what? hey, do you know how to get dead hooker smell out of a tuxedo?
dude #2- yeah, it’s just like getting gum out, you have to rub more dead hooker on it.
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