Kid Rock

the luckiest redneck in the world
a mixed up artist who doesn’t know if he wants to do rap, rock, or country.
a greasy, insolent subhuman. a talent lacking “musician” who should be euthanized, if not, sterilized immediately. greatly resembles a sewer rat. is incapable of presenting himself in a clean hygenic manner. kid rock, as well as his fans, believe that whoring around with hiv positive women is a proud accomplishment. glorified white trash.
kid rock is a dirty, talent lacking, sh-t eating waste of life. people who listen to him are no better.
a white raprocker from the detroit area who thinks women should be on their knees giving head to “macho” studm-ffins like himself. his songs are obscenity – ridden p-rnographic s-xist trash. he thinks that because he supports george w. bush, wears a flag, cusses like a stevedore, supports the iraq war, “supports the troops”, smokes cigars, covers c-ck rock “cl-ssics” and likes bob seger that he’s an “american bad-ss”. he also calls himself the bullg-d. he scored a big hit with sheryl crow that was number one for g-d knows how many weeks where he whines about “since you been gone i’m in the hotel room with cocaine and whiskey”. well boo f-cking hoo, kid rock, i really feel sorry for you. wah! he had a hit alb-m called “c-cky”. well, mick jagger is c-cky, but he is cool. he and the other stones are a talented thrill. the t-tle says says it all about kid rock. he is an american -sshole. another example: a kid rock song t-tled “you’ll never see another motherf-cker like me”. he’s the one who said it. the stacked pamela anderson is married to this cretin. he’s an arrogant, stupid all-around sh-thead.
kid rock is a prime example of what’s wrong with popular music today. just a bunch of vulgar no talent, image-conscous, arrogant trash, with egos bigger than planet jupiter. rotten cr-p.
a rapper…….no…rocker……no country artist………ok…..he’s a raprockabilly……there. has no talent.
people claim we talk bad on him because we “don’t understand him”

i think it’s because he sucks……but that’s just me.
n. 1 ordinary generic-looking ugly redneck 2 uneducated trailer trash wimp 3 no talent 4 cannot sing 5 to not wash your hair 6 to not bath in a long time 6 pam anderson’s whipped b-tch 7 proof that even ordinary rednecks with no talent can be in the music industry 8 the attempt to sing rap…no wait…country…no, oh yeah…rock… who the f-ck knows…9 a mixed up inbred banjo player 10 farm boy 11 sheep f-cker

redneck kid rock sucks fat c-ck…
girl#1 “hey look, its kid rock!”

girl#2 “who? oh yeah, that f-cking ugly piece of worthless sh-t.”
a supposed ‘gangsta’ from detroit, who actually grew up in the upper cl-ss rankings of a rich family, an hour outside of the city. a man who suffers from small p-n-s syndrome, but attempts to mislead the world by saying otherwise in his lyrics. he keeps his c-ke in his right front pocket and a wad of $1 bills, that are wrapped in a single $100 bill in the other. his fan base doesn’t have any teeth, and are typically morbidly obese. he’s coined the phrase “i’m on a motherf-cking boat!” and hopefully the next time that shipload of white trash sets sail, it sinks. all it will take is one extra ticket to be sold to exceed the boats maximum weight limit and voila the world will be a much better place. if he takes ted nugent with him…detroit will rise again to greatness!
“did you hear that 42 year old man refer to himself as ‘kid rock?” “yes, his parents are brother and sister, he can’t help it. he’s a victim of inbreeding.”

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