Kiddie Pool


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a place for over 30 year olds to both watch their children and to make more children given easier access via swimwear at the same time
jeff:karen and i went to the kiddie pool today.
bill: did you remember to actually take your child this time?
jeff: yes, made it so much easier to get away with.
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1) a small pool about 10 feet in diameter usually used for small children
2) when a male -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s or man’s belly b-tton and then proceeds to slap his p-n-s on the belly b-tton, creating a splashing effect.
1) i went to wal-mart to pick up the kiddie pool.

2) i gave my girlfriend a kiddie pool last night and stained the sheets.
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a person whose personality is so shallow, it’s only skin deep. a person that is so superficial, that they are compared to the most shallow swimming pool, the kiddie pool.
“ashley is so shallow, she’s a kiddie pool.”

“brock?! deep?! are you kidding?! he’s a kiddie pool.”
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when you are f-cking a girl missionary and you’re about to blow your load in her, you pull out and fill her belly b-tton with your j-zz (so obviously she has to have a hole instead of that sticking out sh-t)
i was f-cking your mom last nite and i filled her kiddie pool
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the act of pulling out and shooting nut on your partners stomach creating a pool of s-m-n.
daniel: “man i was bangin dorothy last night and..”
nathan: “did you give her the kiddie pool?”
daniel: “you know it!”
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a body of fresh water that contains at least 5% urine, and is warmer than the air around it as a result.
dude, i just p-ssed in the fountain behind the dentist’s office.
gross, now it’s a —-ing kiddie pool
xd!!!!111!!1!
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a pool where babies can pee and won’t infect others
hey one-year-old kiddie, go swim in that kiddie pool!

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