Kidnap
to seize and confine usually for a ransom. this can be done a few different ways: by force, by trickery, or by conking somone on the head and stuffing them in the trunk of your car.
the common tools used in a kidnapping are:
ether
guns
knives
candy
don’t forget though, when kidnapping someone try not to attack them while they’re wearing high heeled shoes. they could wind up kicking you in the crotch/chest depending on your gender.
a common kidnap scene:
mr. doom: hey kid, come over here.
walter: what for mistah?
mr. doom: i want to give you something.
walter: okeedokee! ^_^
mr. doom: -grabs kid and stuffs him into the trunk of his car-
walter: mmph…
mr. doom: i win. huzzah!
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to take away by force.
to kidnap a child
a game that requires 8 people and 2 cars. each team has a driver and a navigator as well as 2 people that get dropped off. you start the game with the driver and navigator taking 2 kids from the other team, blindfolding them and dropping them off at an unknown location (set parameters such as drive for 10 min, no highway) and then the other team has to find them and then the teams race back to a certain destination
how was that game of kidnap last night?
it was insane! it took us 30 minutes to locate everyone!
surprise adoption.
adopting a white child surprisingly of of the atreet.
-driving behind desired child-
– grab child-
mr. mustache: you’ve just been adopted.^_^
or kidnapped depending on how you look at it.
something you do to little adorable white girls. also big adorable pregnant white women.
it is speculated that black , hispanic, asian and other minorities such as native americans and indians have also been kidnaped but these kind of kidnappings are often ignored by the m-ss media. because minorities aren’t news.
ex 1
foxs news anchor: and in other news, little maria lopez has been missing for – oh wait a minute, thats not news.
-search search-
oh my breaking news lacey peterson is missing!!!! f-ck what are you guys still doing watching tv? , go look for her, gather search parties!
ex2
lets go kidnap some white people.
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