Kidney Stealing


a term used to describe a person or situation that is suspiciously or downright creepy. in reference to organ harvesting.
last night i p-ssed out at some yuppie’s place. then, i woke up to his caressing embrace and somehow in his bed with lindsay lohan’s “i know who killed me” playing on hbo. it was a major kidney stealing moment.

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