kidophile


a high schooler who enjoys texting and talking to middle schoolers. not necessarily a pedophile but enjoys interacting with younger teenagers.
guy 1: “you’re in 10th grade, and how old is your girlfriend?”
guy 2: “13.”
guy 1: “dude, you’re such a kidophile.”

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