kidz bop
the soccer mom’s attempt to make most of today’s music suitable for young children. this leads to butchering good songs or making cr-ppy ones even worse. these travesties of music are commonly advertised on cartoon network or nickelodeon and are sold on cds and tapes to unwitting customers.
no one really likes kidz bop; they just pretend to so the producers won’t kill them and feed them to their pot-bellied pigs.
kidz bop
noun
a horrible cd filled with overplayed songs sung by children who are all on ritalin. their “videos” consist of them running around laughing and dancing, while singing. in short, a pedophile’s wet dream.
what most of the people who buy kidz bop don’t realize is that these songs are so overplayed that anyone could hear them on the radio, sung by the original singers, for free. stop giving these people money.
n. a horribly produced cd made to give the children of today a censored verson of all the top hits– with different singers. i believe most of the singers were picked up off the street somewhere, because none of their voices belong on a cd. period. see cruel and unusual punishment
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