kiester
1. alternative spelling of keister and keester.
2. -ss
3. guy who is an -ss
4. guy who has a d-ck stuck so far up his -ss that he thinks that kiester is a town in minnesota or a last name.
1. i kicked him in the kiester.
2. i kicked his kiester so hard that he flew over the moon.
3. that kiester is an -ss of a guy.
4. that kiester thinks that i just called him a town in minnesota
a town in minnesota and also a last name.
i walked through kiester, minnesota yesterday!
used as an verb: the action and process of hiding and smuggling contraband or legal items within one’s r-ct-m.
“jesus f-ck man, just kiester that sh-t quick! no, it ain’t g-y, but it’s gonna keep you out of the slammer.”
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