Kilesh
kilesh is an indian name meaning “the freshest”. smells like curry, despite claiming not to ever eat it. owns a huawei (a fake samsung) attempts to save face by spewing copious amounts of bullsh-t while living on benefits and squatting inside royal holloway colledge student dorms with his family of 13
kilesh: “i own a samsung”
everyone else: “shut the f-ck up kilfresh”
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