Kilian


rare irish name so will inevitably be coupled with a stereotypical paddy surname and a heavy drinker! people with this name are usually, more often than not, complete and utter legends!
h-llo, kilian, top of the morning to ya!
usually a guy who smokes a sh-tload of weed.
nice to hang around with.
example 1:

a: “yo, kilian! how long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad?”
kilian: “i don’t know, i’ve never had it for longer than an hour.”

example 2:

question: what is kilian’s idea of a balanced diet?
answer: a joint in each hand.
smartest and coolest guy anyone will meet. he is very tall and attractive, and he very friendly. he is not a wanna-be like his friends, he’s always just himself.
girl:”omg i just met a kilian and he was so cray-cray adorbs!”

other girl:”omg your so lucky, i wish i was you!”(faints)

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