Kilkenny

kilkenny town, located in the south east of ireland has become the gay capital of ireland over the last few years. this is probably because of the open att-tude to gay and lesbian people and the mult-tude of bars and clubs that are gay night spots.
come to kilkenny and have a gay old time.
medieval town in the south east of ireland know for its exciting night life and being the gay capital of ireland. favourite pasttime in the area is ‘hurling’ which is the local term for drinking far too much and vomiting in someone’s garden at four in the morning.
well how ‘a’ ye b-tty ?
are ye c-mmin to kilkenny town fur sum hurling tonite ?
dunno sugar, both end are sore since last visit.
a town located in the south east of ireland, kilkenny has in recent years become known as the gay capital of ireland. this can be attributed to the large population of gay and lesbian people in the town and the high proportion of h-m-s-xual bars and night clubs.
hey there buddy, let’s go to kilkenny and have a gay old time !
medieval town in the south east of ireland known for its exciting night life and being the gay capital of ireland. favourite pasttime in the area is ‘hurling’ which is the local term for drinking far too much and vomiting in someone’s garden at four in the morning.
well how ‘a’ ye b-tty ?
are ye c-mmin to kilkenny town fur sum hurling tonite ?
dunno sugar, both end are sore since last visit.
medieval capital of ireland filled with lots of historical buildings and sites. old capital of ireland. filled with lovely people and flat accents. famous for kilkenny ale, hurling, langtons and kilkenny castle.

also where most fat dubs… (or jackeens) come for their hen/stag nights as it is also the best drinkin spot in the country and has the best looking people!

greatest hurling county in the country, unbeatbale 99% of the time in hurling!
tipperary person: where are u from?

kilkenny person: i’m from kilkenny!

tipperary person: -kneels down and worships-
sh-tiest town in ireland

kilkenny people come to waterford to steal waterford jobs
ferrybank kids go to school in waterford they claim to be frm co kilkenny when there just from over the bridge then they slag the waterford hurling team saying “waterford can’t play hurling”
why don’t all the cats go back to kilkenny and leave the deise alone
kilkenny :

waterford person “where are you from?”

killkenny person “im from mooncoin”

waterford person “f-ck off ya cat we don’t want ur kind here!”
a cool medieval town located in the southeast of ireland. whats wrong with it? nothing! its the people! loaded with skangs!
”i say govner are you coming to kilkenny this weekend??”

”nay kind sir. on my last visit an unsavoury character wearing a god awful tracksuit with fred perry top and hat fifty miles off the top of his head attacked me savagely”

”for what reason old prune?”

”they claimed i was giving them ‘dirty looks’!”

”i hope you told them it was false, after all you are blind”

”they knew i was blind! they attack the defensless! bas—ds”