Kill Me With a Spoon
a phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you’d be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.
dude 1: hey didja parents see your report card?
dude 2: omg kill me with a spoon.
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