killer rabbit
the mammal that eats the mailman delivering your mail. most active on wednesday.
commonly referred in myths as albanian kar.
mailmain:(walks up to mailbox)
“oh shat! it’s killer rabbit”
killer rabbit:(eats mailman)
Read Also:
- broom service
a type of bedside -ssistance provide by olympic curlers with strong abs and groins. may involve ice, rye and spooning. in one of those b-tchy moods where i’m considering calling broom service.
- fap to the future
when you m-st-rb-t- so fast u reach 88 miles per hour and go back in time dude last night fap to the future. i came on my great granddad
- snugbuttling
having -n-l s-x in the midst of an intense snuggling session colin: “lisa got truffleb-tter all over me last night while we were snugb-ttling.”
- IKEAfying
decorating a room using items that you purchased while wandering the miles of the ikea store. ikeafying makes every room more interesting and beautiful. i am ikeafying my bedroom with new curtains, decorations, and bedding i just got at ikea today.
- Confirmand Fingering
when a young fellow accidentally starts fingering the b-tthole, instead of the v-g-n-, due to his inexperience it hurt, when he started confirmand fingering me