kiloturd


a metric unit of measurement for m-ss equivalent to 2.2046 -ssloads and significantly less than a sh-tload or f-ckton and equivalent to 0.000001 f-cktonnes (metric). used mostly in europe.
“i say mr pandandreou, you’ve got a f-cktonne of debt there!”

“yes, mr cameron, it’s more than just a few kilot-rds.”

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