kilroy

in december 1946 the new york times credited james j. kilroy, a welding inspector at the bethlehem steel shipyard in quincy, m-ssachusetts, with starting the craze. usually, inspectors used a small chalk mark, but welders were erasing those to get double-paid for their work. to prevent this, mr kilroy marked his welding work with the long crayoned phrase (“kilroy was here”) on the items he inspected. the graffito became a common sight around the shipyard and was imitated by workers when they were drafted and sent around the world. as the war progressed, people began opening void sp-ces on ships for repair, and the mysterious mr kilroy’s name would be found there, in sealed compartments “where no one had been before.”
“kilroy was here…”
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kilroy was here!
a human like sub species, who prefers dark enclosed sp-ces. usually has two feeble arms which it is unable to support fully, and often collapses in a fit of panic at the call of a siren. in popular slang, a kilroy is someone who shows no sense of self respect or makes no effort with their physical appearance.
ted: what’s that stain on your jeans man?
damien: oops bbq sauce, i had it for dinner on wednesday
ted: dame, you are the ultimate kilroy
when your c-ck head peeks up over the top of your jeans or underwear elastic band
hey, check out that dude’s kilroy.

that poor f-cker. his c-ck is too small to do a kilroy.

hey ladies, want to meet kilroy?
a chat programme about the strangest of subjects that is on at 9am on bbc1 most of the time. very silly.
and now the people without a piece of skin on their left kidney unite and tell us of their grief…
1 : rocky martin… duhrhhhh…
2 : and me
“i am jesus! hear me child!
“kilroy was here”
someone with a huge mole on their upper lip, sometimes can be up to the size of a large marble. use of the word should be after their name, and accompanied by the word meat
clayton kilroy, meeeeaaaaat!