kilt check
when a woman (or man?) runs her hand under a man’s kilt to see what he’s wearing ( or not wearing) under it.
heard at renaissance faires, highland games and other kilt-friendly activities
her: be careful when you do a kilt check. that’s how i found out my ex-husband wore lacy panties!
him: well, sometimes a guy just likes to feel pretty!
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