Kimchi Handjob


1. when an act of penile masturbation results in the owner of the fleshy appendage feeling “sour” or “spicy” – usually because of mechanically induced hyperkeratosis lesions on the giver (and subsequently on the receiver) of the manual stimulation. this -ssault on a friendly weapon can result in the p-n-s looking like a plate of kimchi.

2. when one uses kimchi as lube before doing the five finger knuckle shuffle
1. “seth went home with that hot chick that works down at the docks and she gave him a kimchi handjob – his monster is raw.”

2. “oh, that mixed smell of fermented napa cabbage, daikon radish, scallions, korean red pepper powder, fish sauce, fresh ginger, garlic cloves & salted shrimp? yeah, that’s my junk. last night i got a kimchi handjob.”

Read Also:

  • kim jong ills

    gastro-intestinal distress brought on by the consumption of korean cuisine. i don’t know what they put in that bibimbap last night, but i got such a case of the kim jong ills there was no living with me for a good 5 hours afterwards. derived from the mentally unstable supreme leader of north korea kim […]

  • keerful

    ebonics for the word “careful” “den he say de yankee pickets was near by, and i must be very keerful.

  • Keivan

    in ancient persian word means “saturn”. the root of the word means: “like king”, which refers to the way saturn looks like in comparison to the other planets. it is also a nice cl-ssy name. his name is keivan. keivan planet in situated in the milky way.

  • kick in the neck

    to physically harm someone who has verbally, physically or mentally harmed you. ant, dan and i gave my ex-girlfriend a swift kick in the neck

  • Kike Strike

    the act of stunning an opponent in world of warcraft without warning or cause outside of a battleground giving no chance to fight back or have a fair fight that warrior intercepted me, popped all cds and did 100k damage before the stun was up. what a kike strike


Disclaimer: Kimchi Handjob definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.