Kimchi Handshake
(noun) the worse kind of handshake – similar to the jewish handshake but contains the oscillation frequency close to that of the square of the speed of light (sh-tingly fast). the result of the kimchi handshake is obviously kimchi.
korean dad: “hey ommaa it seems we have very little kimchi left in our storage, could you please make some more?”
korean mom: “certainly! pull your pants down and let me give you the kimchi handshake!….dinner will be ready soon!”
3====> onomnomnom……. -kimchi!-
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