Kimi Raikkonen
f1 driver for the mclaren-mercedes f1 team. should have won the 2005 season but his car was too slow at the very start of the season and too unreliable for the rest!
happens to be the best f1 driver around, oh, and hes finnish too!!
called the iceman becuase of his super-cool demeanor and his calmness under pressure. he also put on a quiet persona for the press because he can’t really be -rs-d with them… which is f-cking cool!
fernando alonso: “eh, kimi won because the mclaren was qwwweeker, no?”
kimi raikkonen: “f-ck off alonso you wide faced c-nt!”
formula 1 race car driver from finland, currently second in the championship standings. he drives for west mercedes-mclaren, and is the main driver on the team.
born on october 17, 1979, in espoo, finland, kimi is 25 years old, and one of the best formula 1 drivers to come from finland, alongside mika hakkinen.
kimi raikkonen just won the monaco grand prix, and on pole too!
awesome formula one driver from finland who should’ve won two t-tles easily, but only clinched one with ferrari; his first should have been with mclaren in 2005, but his car was, should i say, sub-par to the renault especially that year.
ferrari showed him the door in 2009, and then he returned this year with lotus renault. he could very well win this year.
kimi raikkonen could very well become champion this year if his team doesn’t let him down like mclaren did in 2005.
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