Kinder Surprise

the act where you a girl would clean her -n-s in preparation for oral b-tt s-x, and while cleaning her -n-s, fills it with nutella. when her partner proceeds to eat her -ss, they will eat the nutella, making it a kinder surprise.
dude, i got a kinder surprise last night and it was delicious.
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the action whereby a boy will prematurely j-zz into a girl’s face, in preparation for oral s-x, immediately after removing his boxers.
i took a guy home the other night and he kinder surprised me!
you people need some serious help. a kinder surprise is a german candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as h-ll and gets lost easy
oh sh-t i lost my kinder surprise toy
the term “kinder surprise” refers to a black person trying to act as if they are white, hence why a kinder surprise is black on the outside and white on the inside.
for example; jess mauboy, thinking she is soo cool with the telstra ads.
sam: did you see that kinder surprise over there?
thalya: yea she thought she was soo white with all her courage and intelligence!
an unexpected pregnancy. derived from the german toy “kinder surprise”, which literally translates to “surprise children”.
“i’m pregnant again!”, said the girl

“omfg, another kinder surprise”, said the boy.
a type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude
haha, that black guy is such a kinder surprise!
when you lift the cover of a toilet and it’s full of sh-t.
cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. sally wanted to investigate, although mary told her not to. when she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of sh-t and she shouted in disgust. mary laughed and yelled “kinder surprise!”