King Dork


a great book by frank portman. a tale told tom henderson, not so lovingly nicknamed “mo” (hehe) by his fellow cl-ssmates, about how he tries to unravel the mystery surrounding his father’s death. includes some awesome new vocab including chi-mo and ramone.
my ap world teacher took away my copy of king dork because she caught me reading it in cl-ss. we then proceeded to make cut-and-paste posters of famous world leaders for the next to weeks………
the greatest book of all time. it follows the story of tom “chi-mo” henderson, his quote-unquote rock band, recieving secret handjobs and bl-wj-bs from hot girls, and his investigation into the mysterious death of his father, as well as stumbling upon an underground satanist p-rn operation. written by mtx singer/songwriter frank portman.
king dork is the greatest book ever written.

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