king fed
roger federer is the goat of tennis and is still dominating on the professional circuit at age 36. king fed has one of the smoothest all-court games and sweeps his opponents off the court not only with skill, but with incredible cl-ss and style as well. he has 19 grand slams, and (hopefully) counting. long live king fed.
guy 1: oh thank federer i p-ssed that test.
guy 2: you mean “thank god?”
guy1: oh, right. i get them confused sometimes.
guy2: same. all hail the eternal legend, king fed
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