king hit

1. the most hardcore, damage-maximising, chronicly solid punch that can be thrown. send’s the aggressor off balance if it doesn’t hit the intended target.
2. a very very large sized bong of cannabis.
1. “he tried to king hit me, so i easily dodged to the right, jabbed him twice in the stomach, then let go a king hit of my own while he was still keeled over.”
2. “ohhh…that waz a king hit!”
a term widely used in australia. a very hard punch, usually delivered to the head, that is completely unexpected. most often results in knock outs or knock downs. viewed upon by most as an act of cowardice. simmilar in meaning to sucker punch.
the boys beat the sh-t out of this nev after he king hit joey in the pub.
this phrase was made famous in australia in the 1970’s-80’s. over time it has come to mean a knock out punch.

the term was created to describe i blindside punch. thrown from behind, it is usually a knock out punch not seen coming.

media has misused the word as any k.o. or m-ssive blow to the head.
-“kimbo got knocked out!”

‘what? how’d that happen?’

-“the b-st-rd king hit ‘im.”

‘dog act we’ll fix him.’
a colloquial, jazzed up way of saying someone was punched in the head with the intent of the perpetrator being to knock them out.

a word the australian media is known for overusing as a buzzword, similar to how the media in the us kept calling a recent trend of innocent people being -ssaulted with a punch to the head “the knockout game”.
a 25 year old man was king hit last night in kings cross, becoming the 6th victim of the king hit epidemic sweeping the nation, you may be next
hard and unexpected punch between the eyes.
this b-tch flicked my nuts, so i king hit that ho.
what you do to a kiwi who is full of sh-t.
“jombi was being a w-nker so i king hit him.”