King Kong ain’t got SHIT on me!
1. the greatest movie quote of the 21st century
2. the most overused quote by average people since “kneel before zod!” from superman 2. it basically means you are unbeatable since king kong was considered unbeatable and you are saying even he’s not on your level
1. (denzel as alonzo) “i’ll burn this whole motherf-cker down! king kong ain’t got sh-t on me!”
2. (some average guy on the ‘net) you wanna fight me? you can’t beat me! king kong ain’t got sh-t on me!
most people think this phrase originated from the movie training day. however it really originated from dave chappelle: true hollywood stories- rick james
“i’m rick james b-tch! everybody! king kong aint got sh-t on me
a tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a russian mob syndicate.
after theo told his neighborhood friends “king kong ain’t got sh-t on me,” he was shot by a hit man hired by the russian mob. ironically enough the hit man was king kong. theo was deaf.
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