King of Douchebaggery
one who demands respect from everyone yet thinks they are above showing it to others.
prime example: kanye west.
jane: omg! did you see what kanye west did to taylor swift at the 2009 vmas? she was awarded “best female video” and during her acceptance speech he waltzes up on stage, takes the mic from her and says that beyonce’s was better. poor taylor was nearly in tears!
john: yeah, that was truly cl-ssless. just shows why he’s not the “next king of pop” like he claims but rather the king of douchebaggery.
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