King poop
the sh-t you take the day after drinking a lot of beer.
bob: last night was so awesome. i drank so much beer!
fred: me too! i have to take the king p–p now, though. i’ll see you in a couple hours.
-a few hours later-
bob: wow, fred. you look skinnier.
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